Caught in the NET | Wonderful Definitions


School:
A place where Parents pay, and children play.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree, and a woman gains her masters.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your Confidence after election.

HOSPITAL:
An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Government Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time married men ever get to open their mouths.

Etc…
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Meeting:
Where hours are spent and Minutes are kept.